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If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart T-Shirt Funny Captain Spaulding Hot Dog Shirt – Kdjoy
If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart T-Shirt Funny Captain Spaulding Hot Dog Shirt.
- T-Shirt printed in the USA
- Exclusive products made by: Kdjoy.
- Material: 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton.
- Seamless double-needle 7/8.
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label.
- Decoration type: Digital Print.
All products are made to order and proudly printed to the best standards available. They do not include embellishments, such as rhinestones or glitter.
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| Product | T-Shirt |
|---|---|
| Color | Natural |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, L, M, S, XL |
At KDJoy, we’re committed to delivering your order with care and efficiency. Please review our updated shipping policy below.
🕒 Order Processing
Once your order is successfully placed, you will receive a confirmation email.
We process orders during our business hours:
Monday – Friday, 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM (GMT-08:00) Pacific Standard Time (Los Angeles).
Cut-off time: Orders placed before 5:00 PM (PST) will be processed on the same business day.
Orders placed after this cut-off time or on weekends/holidays will begin processing on the next business day.
The typical processing time is up to 4 business days.
During peak seasons (e.g., Christmas, Mother’s Day), processing time may extend to 7–10 business days.
When your order ships, you’ll receive an email confirmation containing your tracking number.
🚚 Shipping Services & Rates
We currently offer Standard Shipping to most destinations worldwide.
Shipping time and cost vary by region as follows:
| Country | Carrier | Shipping time | Shipping cost (USD) |
|---|---|---|---|
| United States | USPS | 9-15 Business days | 6.95 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 9-15 Business days | 8.95 |
| Rest of the World | ChinaPost, VNPost | 15-30 Business days | 14.95 |
